Gendry: "In Flea Bottom we called them bowls of brown and pretended the meat in them was chicken. Game of Thrones: The trouble with Joffrey The gods gave us two gifts to entertain ourselves before we die: The thrill of f-ing a woman who wants to be f-ed, and the thrill of killing a man who wants to kill you."Ĭersei to Margaery: "If you ever call me sister again, I'll have you strangled in your sleep." Kill me and you're free, but if I live, I'll break both your hands."ĭaario Naharis: "I fight for beauty. The Hound to Arya: "I'll give you one try, girl. Flame-broiled leeches? Um, yeah, how is that supposed to demonstrate the power of Gendry's royal blood again? While he's still in this compromising position, King Stannis ( Stephen Dillane) takes the leeches and drops them into the fire, naming each after three usurpers to the Iron Throne: Robb Stark, Balon Greyjoy (Patrick Malahide) and Joffrey Baratheon. As he's in the throes of desire, she fastens him to the bed and then drops three leeches on him. But it's not a tryst she wants but that royal blood she's been nattering on about. Gendry ( Joe Dempsie) Oh, poor bastard! The former blacksmith's apprentice thinks he has it made when Melisandre ( Carice van Houten) brings him to Dragonstone, plies him with wine and then starts writhing, naked all over him. Game of Thrones' Coster-Waldau on Jaime losing his hand. It's just like the Brotherhood all over again! Although he reveals that he once saved her sister from getting raped once, that doesn't change his past misdeeds or mean he's returning her to her family out of the goodness of his heart.
In a private conversation, he basically promises/threatens to rape her and impregnate her.Īrya Stark ( Maisie Williams)Once again, the youngest Stark girl finds herself held hostage for ransom, but this time by The Hound ( Rory McCann). Sansa Stark Not to be outdone, Sansa has a wretched wedding day as well, thanks to her drunk groom and of course, Joffrey, who just loves to terrorize her. Is it any wonder he drowns himself in wine? Halfman humiliation complete.
Worse yet, his pissant nephew King Joffrey ( Jack Gleeson) creates two demeaning situations: First, when he removes the stool that would have helped Tyrion drape the ceremonial cloak over his bride during the wedding, and then later, when Tyrion is forced to self-deprecatingly belittle his own manhood after publicly threatening the king. His dad lectures him on his marital duties to produce an heir, but his bride is still a child. Tyrion Lannister The Imp gets royally toasted - in more ways than one - at his mockery of a wedding. The dagger somehow does the trick, causing the creature to scream and disintegrate. Samwell Tarly ( John Bradley) Ser Piggy is victorious! When a White Walker shatters his sword, Sam pulls out his dragonglass dagger in a last-ditch attempt to save Gilly ( Hannah Murray). Game of Thrones' Leslie on climbing the Wall and loving Jon Snow Even though the Tyrells have the rest of King's Landing seduced, she makes it very clear to Margaery ( Natalie Dormer) that they're not going to be BFFs by telling her the story behind the song, "The Rains of Castamere." Apparently back in the day, House Reyne rebelled against the Lannisters, so Lord Tywin had their entire family slain and the bodies displayed in public as a warning to all who defied him. Cersei Lannister ( Lena Headey) Cersei may soon be displaced as the main woman in the king's life and forced to marry against her wishes, but she's not just going to pretend she's fine with it.